This is a slightly overdue review...

This is a slightly overdue review for my trip to BD 2 1/2 weeks ago. I went in around 12:50 to check out the free lunch buffet and see what the crowd was like, number of dancers etc. It was pretty interesting to sense the "distraction" the food caused in the energy level of the club. I guess Maslow had it right. Call me silly, but I was trying to figure out what to eat that wouldn't be all in my teeth, down the front of my shirt etc. I had some of the sliced fruit and cookies. Not bad and was glad I did it because I wound up in a bit of a kissing session later. So on from the Food Network to our regular scheduled programming....

Once the primary feeding period was done, guys and the girls began to spread back out into the club and off towards the various more private areas. On this particular trip, I was looking around for my favorite, C*&S!@, and a really good looking, at least at first glance, brunette approached and sat on my lap. As she move closer I realized that she was trying to talk in a "foreign" accent while doing a strange moaning, "I'm so hot for you" routine. As she sat there I noticed that she was wearing a wig? Strange huh. Anyhow, as she sat and rubbed around, I naturally became distracted and started thinking with the wrong head.

Yes, I fell for the let's go some place more private. Upstairs we went, and she started " dancing in the middle of the song that was playing while informing me that she usually gets a minimum $10 tip. I let her continue for that song and one more, gave her a $50 and then watched in amusement as she repeated the same ROB BS with 6 other guys within the next hour. Wish I could tell you her name, but she is pretty easy to spot - fair skin, 5'-4" nice body, natural breasts, but lots of make-up, perfume and the ridiculous black wig. Fair warning....