Was flying out of DTW on...

Was flying out of DTW on a Sunday, and neither Flight Club or Penthouse is open on Sundays apparently, so I was forced to settle for this dive again. I've already left one less than appealing review of this club, so I don't know why I went back, but time to kill and a desire to have fun overwrote my common sense.

The club is a dive. I think cover was only $5, and you are forced to purchase a drink, I believe a coke was 6.25. I was hard pressed to find any attractive girls, nothing over a 6 I would say. The girls on stage danced like zombies, blank vacant stares and generic motions. The only girls that did look attractive seemed to have no interest in offering dances, they just sat at a table with their regulars I'm assuming.

Eventually, some older than dirt stripper does come up and sits down, she doesn't want to take no for an answer, so she must have signaled a friend of hers over to help seal the deal. I really would have wanted the dance with her friend, but the old lady was just to persistent, and I thought "Hey, maybe she knows a thing or two" so I decide to give her a go. We agree on the price for a CBJ and head off into their gawd awful VIP room.