Used to frequent the Crazy Horse...

Used to frequent the Crazy Horse Too so I decided to stop in after it re-opened. I met some friends for happy hour. They do not charge cover unless you arrive by cab. There was plenty of parking in the free lot south of the building. The doorman checked my id and asked if I drove myself. He then informed the cashier no cover, and I walked in. For anyone that went to Crazy Horse Too, the club is identical inside. It looks like they put in some new carpet and a fresh coat of paint; otherwise, it looks like it did 10 years ago. There is a bar to the right and a bar to the left when you walk in. There is one stage in the middle of the room. A second room is off to the right for when it gets busy. The VIP is straight back behind the stage.

Happy hour runs until 8pm and has $3 domestic and $4 imports. There are also mixed drinks ranging from $4-$8 depending on well, call, premium. The bar on the left side was the only one open when I went. There was no one on stage when I walked in around 5:30 but they may have been between dancers. There were a couple girls sitting at tables with customers and 3 or 4 standing/sitting at the bar.

Once my friends arrived we sat at a table. I did not see a bouncer or floorman other than the guy working the front door. The waitress was friendly and prompt. The talent left a lot to be desired, but it was before 6:00 so I did not expect much. One girl was huge and hideous, one had a great body but busted face, one was an attractive black girl with very small tits. I ended up talking to a very friendly Filipino with a great fake rack. She was a few years past her prime and could stand to lose 5-10 pounds, but for the day shift she was above average and the best looking one in the Horse. She hung out for a while and never pressured for dances. Eventually I asked if she wanted to do a dance. Standard Vegas pricing: $20 on the floor and 3 for $100 in VIP. We did the 3 $100 (plus 1 drink which was $20 or $25). It was worth it. The VIP doorman walked through once. Otherwise we were left alone and she was very aggressive. She encouraged touching her boobs and ass. She spent the whole time in contact and grinding. Overall a good experience. I'll go back again but will try later to see if the talent improves.