Went there for a bachelor party...

Went there for a bachelor party after having heard a lot about the famous Mons Venus. Expectations were high, and all things considered, well-met. I was surprised by how small the place is. You're basically in a small room with one stage and the surrounding walls are lap dance couch setups. First positive was when we walked in the door, when the one member of our group who is active duty military got in with no cover and even a coupon for a free dance. Well done Mons Venus. Next positive was the stage, and the fact that there were four very hot and fully nude dancers going at the same time. Next positive, was the lack of over the top hustle. Some dancers asked if you wanted a dance, but they were polite and not rude when you politely declined. Next positive was the lack of the stupid, "i just danced on stage, give me a dollar" shakedown. That's annoying and it is not in the girls interest to have to annoy their entire customer base for a few bucks, when they could spend their time making more money finding customers who will pay for a dance or two.

Now the best part, really hot women and really good lap dances. It was pricey sure, $30 per dance or 4 four $100, but the all nude setting combined with the hands on nature of Florida and the incredibly hot dancers makes for money well spent. Had a great dance from a 4'11" 87lb light-skinned spinner from barbados, with a naturally beautiful exotic face. Had several great dances from a brunette, with the librarian look glasses, and a set of stud piercings going up her spine. Wickedly hot smile and great moves, well worth the money.

Yes they don't serve alcohol, but I can get alcohol all day long and they didn't rip you off with ridiculous over-priced sodas or water. $2 bucks for a bottle of water and $4 for redbull, regular bars charge that much. If you really must drink, go a few doors down to scores, and throw back some drinks while you get dances from women who are pretty, but not int he same league as Mons, oh and enjoy the pasties. I'll trade all nude for alcohol any day.