I recently found myself driving past...

I recently found myself driving past John's on my way into Detroit on a Thursday evening and decided to stop. Bad decision! The building was nice enough, big parking lot, OK neighborhood. Upon entering, The place reminded me of country bars in Alabama or Georgia. Friendly enough service but now the bad news. The dancers were very unattractive. I did not see any that I wanted to spend any time with. In fact, there were 2 or 3 I could not tell if they were pregnant or just overweight! Gulped down my beer and headed to Detroit. Will NOT waste my time in the future.