Titillations
12 Willow St Bloomfield, NJ 07003

Okay so my friend and I...

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onebiggiant
Jun 20, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

Okay so my friend and I decide to check this place out since its on the top 10 list as best in the country...to our disappointment, which we kind of expected that. Almost all the clubs, no wait, actually ALL the clubs in NJ are just horrible in comparison to everywhere else. Anyway, well lit, nice parking actually, and there was no cover - which was very nice. A big triangular shaped dance floor with a swing and 2 poles takes up majority of the club - with the bar surrounding its perimeter. In the back there are a few small private rooms where guys can get dances. Overall the club was average - dimly lit, but was clean.

It was a Wednesday night and we didnt expect much to be honest - but were happily surprised with the turn out and number of girls - they were all 8,9,10's...all of them. These were the girls every guy would be drooling over at any other club - because they would surely stand out amongst the rest. No heavy girls, no old girls, no ugly girls. Everyone looked amazing. The only reason I didn't give them a 10/10 was on the friendliness factor.

This is where the club stinks - at least this night - if you aren't a regular - forget it. It's almost not worth going because you sit there - the girls dance, more like sway, (or swing) on stage for about 15 minutes, then go around the bar and take dollars for a 2 second butt shake - meh. If you want a dance you have to ask because they will not offer. And when you ask they say there regular is here or if you are just further down the line you may just get screwed...it seemed that the girls were just disinterested in being there and just smiled to get a buck. I wasn't that impressed with that. Maybe we wore the wrong cologne or something - but I've never gotten that kind of attitude from dancers at other clubs.

If I had the time I would probably go to this club again on a Friday or Saturday night as I would imagine it being a little more accepting of newbies.

I even asked one of the girls and she was like yea we all have regulars here and its hard to get a dance if your new - but you can. The issue is getting one from the specific one you want. And they don't care if you leave happy or not - they just want you to come back and be a regular.

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