Had to go to a conference...

Had to go to a conference in Orlando. Knowing how Orlando has nothing to offer contact-wise, decided to take advantage of the opportunity to check out the world famous Mons myself for the first time. Left Orlando during rush hour on a Wed PM, it took about an hour and a half due to traffic and construction. It proved to be well worth it, even with the hour plus ride back at midnight. I'd say the club lived up to its hype for me. Based on previous reviews submitted here, I knew not to expect the greatest contact in the world (straddling, stick shifting, etc.) but it was still great. Arrived at the Classy Cat shortly after 6 pm to have a few beers and relax from the ride. That's a separate review for later. Arrived at Mons at about 8:30. Grabbed one of the last few spots out front. Paid the $20 cover (agree it's high). Not a lot of patrons, walked around to get my bearings and had no problem grabbing a couch seat facing the stage on the right. Got a $2 bottle of water (good bargain) and enjoyed the 3 dancers on stage. Lots of ladies walking around...all types...from enhanced Barbie types to petite young brunettes. Nothing below a 7. Word to the wise...don't sit next to the jukebox, like I did at first. You'll be continuously hit up for dollar bills for the jukebox. Over the course of the evening, took dances from 4 ladies. 2 from a brunette that was detached and average ($40 -). Then a gorgeous young sandy haired blonde with naturals and a killer ass. I wish I could remember her name, but looked like Julia Stiles (only better) with crimped, long hair. Very nice ride (2 for $50), looked great in front of that right side mirror. Next up was petite yound thing with the Catholic schoolgirl outfit who was very friendly. He name I remember, Samantha - not sure if the same Samantha mentioned in previous reviews, but she was great. Very squeezable breasts with great nips. A little pricey at 2 for $60 but she really seems to lover her job so I didn't haggle much. Great ride, great attitude. Only downer was this was the only point of the night where the right side couch seats were full and to enjoy her on the left side. But she told me to look up and there was nice view on the mirrored ceiling which I would not have noticed otherwise. Wanted to finish up with one of a couple of gals who seemed to ride longer and harder than most of the others, but couldn't find them when I needed them. In and out flow of girls was pretty high, they might have left. Was approached by a little tiny long-haired blonde I had not yet seen. Always a little nervous about being a girl's first dance of the night, she was too cute to pass up, especially after crouching down in front of me with this pleading look from puppy dog eyes. So I took a chance and it was great. Talked her down to 2 for $50. First dance was a nice grind in various positions with the second being her mission to send me home happy. I'm always amazed how girls this young know just what to do. A few things prevented a score of 10. I kept getting approached by a duo that wanted to do a 2 on 1. I don't know how they made any money as I saw no one partake even though they continuously made the rounds all night, kind of rude when you said "no thanks" - only rude ones of the night. Funny, the electronic bulletin board they have that flashes various messages has one message that says if any girls are rude to you to contact management. That might be one reason most of the girls are so friendly - it's enforced. Another thing is the pricing is kind of high for the contact you get. Don't get me wrong, the contact is great but not world class like at Playhouse in NJ. But that place is a dive comparitively speaking with lower quality women overall. Finally, although the sign says dances are $20-$30 negotiable, I found only one that offered or accepted $20 ea. Maybe they spotted the new guy, I don't know. Anyway, was glad I took out that extra $100 before I left the hotel. Because the problem here is you can't settle for just one, especially if you don't get here that often. There's just too much variety and too much fun in having a very pretty young thing happily grind her ass on the lap of a middle aged man. On a neutral note, from time to time, the female stage manager would have to call for dancers to the stage (although it was never empty) but she wasn't loud and obnoxious about it like a previous reviewer complained. Another previous reviewer complained about the girl in jeans walking around topless. Yes, this was a dancer but I found it pretty sexy. It definitely set her apart from the others and accentuated her great chest. I never did see her go on stage, suspect she was busy elsewhere. Hard to believe how awesome Mons must have been a few years back. Will definitely go back if ever in the area, though may want to try Ybor Strip across the street.