It's a dive out in the...

It's a dive out in the middle of nowhere. But it's fun. I went solo on a Thursday night and the ratio of girls to men was pretty favorable. Plenty to choose from, especially as the night wore on. I stayed for about 4 hours total. Got a few dances from a variety of gals while slowly getting hammered before hitting it off with a really cute, little blonde and basically hung out with her while getting dances every so often for the remainder of the night. No annoying DJ. Attractive ladies. Cheap beer. And good times.