What can I say about this...

What can I say about this place? First of all I feel compelled to mention how we even got here? Well it's my girlfriend's birthday and its Saturday night. This place is always being shouted out in the rap songs these days and we want to go to see what all the noise is about. I just knew this place was going to be upscale nice, white leather couches-posh, Uh No.

We got a table with bottle service, and it was cheap. News to me I did not know women these days were spending more in these clubs than men? Every time I looked this group of girls were throwing it up: Car note, Groceries, College Tuition daaaaamn. Meanwhile the guys were trickin' on a budget, standing in the back slurping' the ice water from their drinks?

The acts weren't bad,as the night goes on, ahem, let's just say the skill level increases. The funniest part was when the MC calls all the Birthday Girls up to the stage and he tries to get them to do a little something for the crowd. If you're getting any ideas, YES YOU TOO CAN BE COMPENSATED FOR YOUR SERVICES AT THIS POINT. Now did our birthday girl show up and show out? No, THANK GOD she's already gainfully employed!