I’ve been having the worst luck...

I’ve been having the worst luck lately . . . the clubs I have been visiting have been dead. I stopped at Dream Girls on a Tuesday night around 10 PM and I was the only customer. There was no cover charge and my soft drink (it’s a juice bar) was free. After 5 or 10 minutes, one of the two dancers approached me. I don’t remember her name but she had four stars tattooed across her abdomen. She told me that they had dance deals on Tuesdays and I could get 3 nude dances for $45. So why not? There was no touching but the lap dance was very nice. She was basically fingering herself and slapping the crap out of her bald kitty just inches from my face. I didn’t know if I should kiss it to make it feel better or report her to PETA for kitty cruelty. Then I realized that “little me” was enjoying the show so I just sat back and watched. The odd thing was that she was completely naked and doing all of these things in front of me, yet she had on Band-Aid pasties??? This may be some local ordinance, or possibly, she just likes the pain when she peels them off at the end of the night. Good time, slow night.