I just checked my old reviews...

I just checked my old reviews and found that I've been coming here for 6 years. I usually get here 6-8 times per year, sometimes more, sometimes less. I always get dances. Over that period of time I've built a list of dancers that, in my view, merit repeat performances.

I was able to get to the club last Thursday. It was 95 degrees out and sunny, very humid - the kind of day nobody in their right mind would want to spend outside. I expected the club to have a lot of activity. When I got there just before noon, I was one of 3 customers in the club. In the 2 hours I stayed, there were never more than 5 customers. There were 7 dancers. I had never seen 6 of them before, and although I tried a couple of dances with 2 of them, I wouldn't put them on the aforementioned list of repeat candidates. There was however, a very good looking bartender and two very good looking waitresses. If the three of them were dancers I think there would be more customers.

I left, went to Heartbreakers, and came back 2 hours later. There were still 7 dancers, only 3 of which were the same as earlier. I still didn't know the new ones, and physically, there was no improvement on the earlier group. I got one more set of dances then headed home.