Due to my employment and financial...

Due to my employment and financial situation – as in, I have neither – it has been a long time since I got to rock out with my cock out at Dream Girls. I finally got back there last month for the first time in about a year, and thank God, the extras are still there. The girl I got it from, however, was different, and boy, is she strange. So strange, in fact, that some of you might love her.

First of all, for all those who haven’t been in in a while, nothing besides the girls have changed. The stage and chair and booths and beds are all the same. It’s still $18 or so for cover and free plastic cup of pop, although I recommend you go online at print out a coupon from the Déjà Vu website for free cover. At least for dayshift (haven’t been there at night in at least a decade and, because of what I get dayside, never want to again) one girl still gets onstage for three songs. And after every girl gets done with her set, there is a special “2-for-1” that is about, oh, 30 seconds longer than the two songs spun would be if it weren’t a special.

For those who have never been to DG’s and are looking for a good time in what is a clean city, go here during the day. It remains as dark as it always has been, and there are some girls who are willing to play. If you have at least $100, you can leave satisfied. Just be sure you don’t look suspicious either going in or out; the downtown police station is located nearby.