If you are looking for a...

If you are looking for a big-city style "cabaret" strip club, Secrets is a good choice.

Secrets is set among (at least) five adult nightclubs in a one block distance--talk about competitive! The interior atmosphere is upgraded and classy, and for a strip club very clean. The management seems to take pride in the place. You can tell a lot about a strip club by the talent it attracts - The dancers were the most attractive out all the venues we saw for the night. You can also tell a lot about the place by its bathrooms...Secrets had the cleanest and brightest of the places that we visited. Smoking area outside. Billiard tables.

Had to pay $8 cover on a Monday night. The beefcake bouncer "encouraged" us to tip the doorgirl. Once inside, we were almost immediately greeted by what seemed to be the most vivacious dancers of the litter, (Miss Kali with a "K" and Spider). The girls are not allowed to drink alcohol in the club, only sodas. The girls sat and kept us company for the hour that we stayed. My buddy got a lappie and he said that while not the best he ever had...that it was above average. Beer was cheap but mixed drinks were $7 per.