This place would need an upgrade...

This place would need an upgrade to be called a dive. It's a slum. But your $$ goes a long way and I'm there to get some action.

After eyes get adjusted, a brunette huney jumps right up to me, and gives me the typical handshake asking if I'm looking to party. Loved the attention but she didn't rock my world so I moved upstairs to get a drink and watch the Spurs play. Took a while before anyone else approached me, but eventually a blonde named T%%%% came by and sat next to me. We talked, her hands wandered around my jeans. Felt great and after negotiating a price we went back to the rooms. More like closets. But they're private. She didn't waste any time. Broke Jimmy out of his home and started to give him some attention. Then I put a hat on and she did the kind of stripper slide you can only get a Cheaters. Ten minutes later I'm walking out with a Happy smile on my face.

You'll never find a 10 here, but the action is guaranteed.