I have found that weekday afternoons...

I have found that weekday afternoons get you the highest millage. Mondays and Thursdays are my favorite afternoons. You can get The Bird's online coupon or the coupon in the local newspaper will get you in free, but you have to buy a $10 drink. For what you get inside the entry fee is worth it. The layout is nothing special: rail seating, floor seating, and wall seating. The volume is not so loud that you can't carry on a conversation if you want to. As mentioned in every review, the drink push is a hassle, even during lap dances. Just say no each time. If you do buy a drink, ask for the small drink ($10 vs. $20). As with any club, YMMV and choice is everything. You choose the right girl at the right time and you will leave a very happy customer. Mya, Lisa, and Naomi have all left me with the desire to return. On my most recent visit, Mya sat down and began with a Dirty Bird handshake and the touching was two way. Chit-chat and negotiations followed and I took up her offer of a few lap dances. Mya knows how to grind and rub and pet and tease and she lets you play with her too. It was a very good time. I could have kept with the lap dances and know it would have ending with me being happy, but I needed to take it to the next level. In the VIP, she Naomi did not disappoint. I have returned and will continue to return. It is the best value in the OC.