Chicago strip clubs suck, plain and...

Chicago strip clubs suck, plain and simple. This is the only club in the city limits that actually serves alcohol (pink monkey is byob), and therefore there is technically no nudity allowed. Girls cover half of their breasts in flesh colored liquid latex and wear bikini bottoms that cover their butts. Floor dances are $20 air dances, and the VIP room allows for a little contact at $100 per 3 songs - i think they go by the 1/2 hour & hour as well, but i'm not sure on the pricing. Unlike the admiral, some girls here actually dance, and there is a wide variety of body types and ethnicities. It's worth a shot I suppose - as a woman I prize different things at strip clubs, but this one has a pretty good party vibe.