I decided to visit after seeing...

I decided to visit after seeing the positive reviews on the day shift. So I dropped the address into the GPS and followed the instructions to a neighborhood that I have not visited in more than a decade. The Ebony INN is in Fairmont Heights, a blue collar working class neighbor that appears a little sketchy at times. However, the club is surprising nice. I call it "Ghetto Fabulous". The lights are low, however the club appears clean with a good sound systems and flat screen TVs. There is a bar with pool tables adjacent to the club. They sell $10 drinks and $6.00 beer. The $10 drinks are stiff, you get a your money worth for a glass full of liquor. Based on previous reviews, I made sure that I didn't have to use the MENS Room during my visit. Funny, when I was waiting to pay the the $12 entrance fee I overheard management and the staff discuss re-cleaning the bathroom and using more bleach. So be warned!!

Now onto the the dancers,this is not Extasy or Fuego, there are no Bentleys, Lexus, or BMWs in this club. Think Consumers Reports "Best Buy" I.E., Ford Focus, Chevy Impala, Nissan Altima. All excellent domestic cars that provide outstanding value for the price. IN Lap Club parlance, there are no level 9 or 10 visual quality dancers.You know the girls that look like they just stepped out of SMOOTH or SHOW magazine. There is a reasonable amount of level 7 to 8 quality dancers. However, approximately 40% of the dancers are in the 5 to 6 "fugly" range. The dancers come in all shape and sizes, there is someone that fits your personal profile type. However, what the dancers lack in physical beauty, they make up in high energy, high touch, and full contact lap dances. The DANCES ARE $5.00 PER LAP DANCE!!! Such a deal. My first dance was so intimate and XXX rated that even I was embarrassed. Mind you, I am no prude, I am a card carrying character member of the nut busting lap dance club. However, I have never received such a XXX rated dance in an open floor environment. Usually, I would get such dances in the VIP room or the Boom-Boom room. I wondered if this was the dance you get on the open floor, what in the hell was going on in the VIP room?

I proceed to dance with three additional dancers. all dance sessions were great to excellent. My recommendation is to make this a stop on Lap Dance circuit. Great Drinks, Great Dances, and

Great bargain