Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
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895 O'Farrell St San Francisco, CA 94109

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May 24, 2005, 3:03 AM
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This place is in a class by itself. The girls were absolutely stunning and accessible (for a price). What amazed me the most was the explicitness of the stage show. Dancers did themselves and other dancers with vibrators, and also went down on each other. All of this in an environment that felt safe.

The main stage area is the only room that operated continuously. That is, there was continuous nude dancing on stage. After their stage show was over, dancers would circulate through the seating area trolling for lap dances. I didn't get a lap dance in that area, but I did accept an offer from a lady to go to the private area. The cost for that was $100 and the dance was totally nude (her) and full contact. Once there I gave her another $100 for a spectacular hand job. It ws great. I'd do it again in a minute.

And actually I did do it again in a minute. They announced a 2-girl show in another room and I, drunk on hormones, staggered in there. The room was dark, and the girls mingled among the customers totally naked. One small complaint: The customers were given flashlights to illuminate the girls, but the grinning fools spent most of their time blinding the other patrons in the room. After a while one dancer asked me if I wanted to watch her have sex with her girlfriend, and it seemed rude to refuse. Also, the price point was getting better. They asked $200 for both girls. They put on short dresses for the walk to the private booth. When I mentioned to one that there was something about a blonde with a short skirt and no underwear that really did it for me, she said "ME TOO !" They went down on each other and were receptive to my suggestions about what to put where. After that, one of them gave me a BJ (with a condom).

My only complaint about the place was the price. $30 door fee. No alcohol. Many customers were getting lap dances in the main room, I assume for much less than I was paying. I don't care. I spent $400, about 3 times what I had budgeted, but it was a memorable and unique experience that I look back on fondly.

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