Double Vision had the most genuinely...

Double Vision had the most genuinely beautiful collection of strippers I've seen. All of them were between an 8 and a 10. One slightly Asian-looking girl with short brown hair and a blonde valley girl who looked like she'd been time-warped there from California in the 80's were both unreal.

And while the girls were really beautiful, they weren't particularly "hot". It felt like the girls knew they were pretty, and therefore didn't need to interact with patrons in the way you get at other clubs. They seemed kind of aloof. Their dances were athletic, but not necessarily sexual. There was such a disconnect between dancers and patrons that, after the girls finished their dances, they came around for tips from inside the bar (so there was very little interaction)- And the bar was so wide that the girls had trouble even taking the tips. The dancer and I leaning over the bar to give the tip became an awkward joke each time they came around.Also, I like some variety at strip clubs (in terms of dancers' sizes and ethnicities), and all the girls were thin and either White or Asian. Also, I personally prefer a little grittiness in a strip club.

If you like clean, well-lit, non-raucous clubs, this is your place.