I find this club to a...

I find this club to a fun place. Legendary lap dances are available. When you walk in, you pay a cover charge of a little less than 20 dollars to a doorperson in a booth of sorts. This includes a ticket for a soda.

Once you allow your eyes to adjust to this very dark club, you will see a stage surrounded by chairs and then sets of chairs and small tables back about five to fifteen feet from the stage. Then behind these chair/table set ups are couches another five to ten feet back. If you elect to sit at the stage, expect to tip the dancers a buck or two during a full-nudity three-song dance.

If you elect to sit away from the stage, expect to get bothered by the less attractive dancers who have to work more aggressively to get customers into the back rooms. Most dancers, but not all, will ask you for a private dance (by approaching you on your couch or chair, or by asking you after you have tipped them on stage). In order to get a soda, you have to ask an off-duty stripper to get it for you, which provides another opportunity for them to ask for a dance.