How should I put it? This...

How should I put it? This is an interesting place. First off, it's located on Colfax, in the center of Denver's hooker region. Some homeless woman offered to give me a bj in the parking lot as I entered the club. Good start. Inside, the girls are nice. They liked to chat and just b.s. However, I couldn't really get into the girls from a physical standpoint. First girl had a massive bush. I tried to get into it but it smelled a bit musky from her thigh sweat. So, I moved on to the next table. This girl was decent looking, though you could see the emotional baggage on her face from a lifetime of bad decisions. I was getting into it as best I could until I catch glimpse of a long sticky string of mucus hanging out of her vag. It was like being face-to-face with a hungry hound dog. Next table was a surprisingly old asian woman. I would have pegged her at 35 or so but she revealed that she was closer to 50. Turns out she has a daughter in the business too. That puts my pervey mind in gear. Anyway, she was cool enough but she was strictly business and didn't like being social. So, I settled at the bar and ended up chatting with this pretty cool black girl. Ended up staying there for a few hours to chat with her. Overall, be prepared to be hassled by sketchy people: thugs, hookers, homeless. I'd go back just for the experience but not to get all hot and bothered by the dancers.