Place was dark, bumped into some...

Place was dark, bumped into some furniture, but saw a about 5 or six girls working the floor for the 10 guys in there. Sat down and enjoyed one dance from a NOT future contestant on "So You Think You Can Dance" and waited for a beer which never came. After watching the chubby girl doing some gyrating motions resembling an epileptic seizure, some cute spinner made a straight b-line my way from across the room. She immediately sat on my lap and uttered some really fast Spanish, which the only part I deciphered was 'Private' and $20. Ok. I like spinners. Done.

Off to private area which oddly was better lit than the rest of club and she chose the last group of chairs in the corner with a table strategically placed for prying eyes. I was liking her style. Music starts and holy shit the devil took over this woman as her ass starting vibrating as if possessed. She's climbing and doing reverse moves like a gymnast and at one time almost did a hand stand so I could count the lack of hairs on her fine ass. All the while, she's slipping hands and other body parts on the manhood. Boobs in face. Lips on boobs. Hand on V. Fingers in V. Finger in A. And that was still first song. Holy shit, I got ripped off at the clubs in Vegas was my first thought, well, maybe second. Mister P got a hand polish.

I wanted more, and she said the VIP was $ plus another .5 for her. Hmm...no prob but at this point I wanted some quality time as I was seeing some porn moves I wanted to try at this time that involved more hand stands. She left me for about 15 minutes (anyone visits, notice cobwebs in corner by exit signs-not trying to be sexist, but all these women and no one cleans?) and came back refreshed. She told me she was up for a few more stage dances and maybe later for VIP. I asked her for some digits and she provided and we made pseudo plans for a personal visitation.