This place is nothing special. It's...

This place is nothing special. It's a glorified dive bar with half-naked chicks in it. Therefore, it's perfect for getting your business done.

It'd been a long time since I'd been to Henry VIII, probably a couple of years. But I read a couple of reviews of the place one night and figured I'd give it a shot.

I once knew a girl that worked here I'd gone to college with. She was a short white chick with no titties and a fat ass that let me see her pussy since she knew me. She claimed that she'd have gotten in trouble if anyone saw. That was before the private mini-rooms they have now, but I'll get to that.