I paid for a lifetime membership...

I paid for a lifetime membership years ago, and I'm too lazy to submit a review every time I visit a club, so this is a composite based on my experiences over the last few months. I usually come in on a Friday or Saturday evening after 9pm - there tends to be a lull in the number of dancers between 7 and 8, as day shift girls leave and evening shift girls trickle in... but there's usually a decent assortment by 9pm or 10pm at the latest. I got a hankering to go down just this last Sunday and, as you might well expect, there were only a half-dozen or so dancers, if that.

This club has been my mainstay in Tampa since the late 90's. It's been through ups and downs both in terms of the hotness of the dancers and the hotness of the dances. Following the great crackdown of 2011, when a half-dozen dancers were fired and a rules enforcer began prowling the VIP cubicles, I began going further afield. I ended up giving most of my business to 2001, but have checked in on Ybor Strip every 2-3 months. All through 2011 and most of 2012, I didn't find anything that made it worth putting up with the smoke and the enforcer.

But late in 2012, there were some hopeful signs. During several consecutive visits (in October, November 2012, then Febrary and March of 2013), I didn't notice the enforcer at all and the friskiness and attractiveness of the dancers seemed to be on the upswing. One exception was the rip-off-bitch (ROB) "Lexi", a fat-ass blonde with sharp teeth who asks for payment up front and I guess I found out why). I haven't seen Lexi since, so maybe I don't need to warn you about her. Or maybe you won't succumb to the same noo-b lapses of judgment that I did. I should know these rules by now: never agree to dances with a girl who makes her initial approach in such a way that she hides most of her body from view; never get dances from a girl you don't find attractive no matter what she says she'll do; never believe a girl who brags about what a wild and dirty girl she is; and never, ever pay in advance.