I was out with some buddies...

I was out with some buddies this past weekend and at one point,one recommended we finish the night out at Lido Cabaret. It looked pretty good inside, was well lit, and had some fine looking dancers. After grabbing some brews, we found a table near the stage and watched a few girls dance through their sets. After a few songs, I decided to buy a dance from a a cute dirty blonde who went by the name of "Tequila" I've heard about the value of the $20 lap dance at Lido and was excited to see what kind of mileage my money would get me. The girl was definitely cute, (besides a few awkward looking piercings and more than a few soon to be regretted tattoos), and she definitely knew how to please her customers... I enjoyed lots of two way touching and more than an ample amount of grinding in all the right areas, but unfortunately the experience soon went downhill and has left me hesitant to return to Lido again. As the first song ended , I quickly pulled out another $20 so I could enjoy another dance. She soon chose some weird rap song about Star Wars that sounded like it was sung by a Chipmunk on ether. I can't tell if she just didn't give a fuck anymore after getting $40 for me, or if this girl was a legitimate head case. During the second song she started tearing up and talking about how her baby's father worked at mcdonalds and would never take the trash out, and how mello yellow and sweet tea are not cheap, and how she's got a baby to feed.I sat there stunned as she poured out her personal problems faster than she found started rubbing my cock during the first dance. It didn't stop , either. She then spent the next five minutes bitching about Chris more, and how he would always force her to make baskets of chicken and jugs of sweet tea even though he only worked part time, while she was a hooters girl and raised their son at the same time. During these rants, her Southern vernacular reared it's ugly head and she said the word " ya'll" more times than I heard in my life.

Bottom line: Skip Lido next time and stay home with a basket of chicken, ya'll.