After a recent not so hot...

After a recent not so hot visit to PP, hit Heartbreakers at about 4 on a Monday afternoon. Music wasn't quite as deafening as my last visit, and the barmaid was by far the most attractive female in the place. There were a decent number of dancers on the premises, but other than hitting the stage when summoned, they seemed more interested in sitting in a corner texting or spending time with regulars. The majority just weren't interested in making money; go figure.

Had one 3rd quartile dance (2 for $30) from a young lady with a very nice body, who really isn't into the strip club scene. Perfectly understandable from her point of view, but not from mine. Had my first desperation 4th quartile dance (2 for $30) in a long, long time from a heifer who should be spending her money on Nutrisystem rather than cigarettes. After reaching the back room, she announces that she had two rules, "You can't touch my pussy, and you can't take your dick out of your pants; this is a strip club not a whore house." I erupted in laughter, which she didn't appreciate. Best part of this dance was when it was over.

Did have 2 (2 for $30) dances from the one gal who made the trip to Columbia worthwhile. She gets a low to mid first quartile rating. She was a tall strawberry blond with a good body. She had a sense of humor, could string a sentence together, smiled often and said she hoped I had enjoyed our time together as much as she had. I know BS when I hear it, but she sold it well. Inside and outside the pants stick shifting, extensive through the pants hummers, pussy in the face with and a for a moment without the g string justify the rating. Some pussy play under the g string was allowed, and she requested that I play with her tits. Based on the pencil erasers that soon appeared, she seemed to enjoy it. My practice is not to share names in a review, but I will respond to messages. Peter (finally found a winner on a slow Monday afternoon) Gozinia