Electric Blue Cafe
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62 Merrow Rd Tolland, CT 06084

This as a weird adventure. Good...

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sfrsox
May 21, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

This as a weird adventure. Good news, it was the cheapest visit to a strip club that I can remember that actually took more than 15 minutes. Bad news: nothing happened. a couple dollars at a stage for 2 dancers and a drink. Beer is pretty cheap here, all thing considered, 3.50 for a small draught, and $5 for a bottle. However, the women were pretty ugly, I expected better being so close to NY, Boston, and Providence. Mostly 5's American white girls, and African American. Really too many AA for New England, but maybe it was because of a Sunday. Place needs more Hispanic/Brazilian and Asian talent. Real bad

Also, the ratio of customers to dancers was way out of line. management should have asked some to go home. Maybe some were unseen because they were in bathroom or VIP, but on the floor it was horrible. One of the dancers tipped on stage was possibly a TG, although she had the best breasts I saw that night. True butterface. Waitress and bartender looked overworked and underpaid. Door guy was nice though.

Was right on the freeway exit, liked that. But perhaps explains why it was so lame.

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