Made a trip to Columbia recently...

Made a trip to Columbia recently on a Monday afternoon. Probably my worst experience at PP, and after a time I moved on to Heartbreakers (separate review). Avalon, our long time official greeter was not there to welcome me to the club; bad omen. Another Tuscler suggested she had moved on, and certainly she wasn't there on this visit. Hardly anyone else of the female persuasion was there either. Slim pickins in both quantity and quality. Many guys hanging around, and the few gals on hand were doing their best to avoid mingling or taking the stage.

Believe me, I don't make the trip to Columbia to experience the smoky, ridiculously loud ambiance of the place; I come to get my stick shifted, period, end of story. Did have one (and only one) 2 for $30 dance, that rated as a high 2nd quartile. Good grinding, and a decent amount of outside the pants stick shifting, where the gal positioned my johnson for maximum grinding benefit. If she had gone up the leg of the summer uniform, she would have slipped (so to speak) into the first quartile. Not my practice to list names in a review, but will respond to messages.

Got tired of swiveling my head and seeing nothing but old farts like myself hanging around, and left with plenty of dollars left in the wallet. Peter (had better visits) Gozinia