Having toured several this trip, Penthouse...

Having toured several this trip, Penthouse is by far the best club in New Orleans, with the friendliest and best looking dancers.

The cover was $12, and the club was full. The dancers were happy to get to know you, not just doing the wanna dance routine. I chatted with a lovely dancer who commutes into new Orleans for a few weeks at a time to dance at the club.

The downside? The $20 floor dances are all air. I was promised much more contact in the private room for $250 for 30 minutes. Way against my better judgment, I agreed and up we went. I paid the fee and the dance began. But as I went for a touch of her very lovely titties, I was told no touching there! Some contact. When I politely said I kind of expected the nips to be part of the deal, she very nicely offered to end the dance and refund the money, which the club did, in full. So some strip clubs actually do have some ethics.