Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl Upland, CA 91786

I hadn't planned on returning to...

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mule7
May 14, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

I hadn't planned on returning to this club so soon if at all but I was in the area and in the mood. Stopped in on a Sunday evening around 7:30 and couldn't find one lady there that interested me for any activity at any price. They either all had too many years, too many pounds, too many tattoos or some combination. One by one, they came by to try and sell me dances and the second they were next to me or on my lap, the drink girl was there to try and get me to buy the lady a drink. I said no every time and told her the answer next time would also be no. She came back anyway. I guess she's under orders to do that.

Like I said, none of the ladies interested me for anything at any price. I kept waiting for new ones to show but all that happened was that the ones I'd rejected came around for another try. I think one or two of them didn't realize they'd hit on me half an hour before.

I reached the moment when I said to myself that if the next girl wasn't a new hottie, I was going to split. Well, the next girl was a new hottie, at least in comparison to the ones who'd been hustling me. I threw a good tip up for her which was my way of getting her attention. I don't know if it did but after she left the stage, I never saw her again. After 15 more minutes of the same girls, I split.

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