Uptown Cabaret
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108 E. Morehead St. Charlotte, NC 28202

Alright! my mates already warned me,this...

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McWolf
May 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Alright! my mates already warned me,this is NC & you don't get nudes here. Happened to be there on Saturday. We planned to avoid cover (yes, if you get in before 7pm), so we crashed just in time! once we were in, I was bit shocked to see relatively empty place that boasts to be the best in town! about 4-6 lazy amateur strippers leisurely roaming & trying to show that they are dancing around. A stripper, yawning while on the stage (yes! I noticed that, in spite of the the loud music, the girl was so bored..she literally yawned while performing..damn!), another one, while on the stage, performing or I should say, trying to show off that she is performing..kept shouting over the music asking, "don't you have the money?"...Gross!!!

There was a very petite (very skinny, to be precise) stripper, who seemed to be only one who's been doing her job. For a $5 tip, she really did some great pole tricks, & even happily offered a company. Damn me! I'm not into petites, but the chick had a sweet face & just turned legal :-).

After around 10pm the club was full. the lazy team was gone & the real show started. About 50 hot babes in niglegé or topless all over the place & that was the view man! Had few lap dances at the table for $10 each & decided to go for private. That's $30 for a song. Most of the babes were fake boobs(I like natural) but indeed, they knew their business! They were really crawled all over me! even a girl unbuttoned my shirt & gave me some love bites..that was awesome. I just couldn't get chance to a beauty who was so called Venezuelan..man..she was ravishing! nice perky assets, lovely face & doll size.

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