Back in Tampa on business and...

Back in Tampa on business and decided to go check out some of my favorite clubs. I gave a terrible review to 2001 Odyssey last year, but thought I would give it another try as I have had some great times there in the distant past. I am happy to report that this trip was another great club experience.

This is a late night club with things really not picking up until around midnight. I arrived at about 10pm to beat the crowd. There were only a handful of customers and about a dozen dancers in the club. Dancers start streaming in between 11 and midnight and I wanted to check them out as they came in. The later they arrive, the better looking they seem to be. I was approached by a brunette with a great natural body. She didn't say a word, just wrapped her arms around me and started kissing my neck - definitely a change of pace from the typical "what's your name, where are you from, what do you do" lines. I decided to take her for a couple of lap dances to she if she was worth taking upstairs to the spaceship. She was very liberal with the contact, so I decide to head upstairs. The going rate was $200 for 30 minutes. She gave a great performance, but it was kinda weird as she didn't say a word the entire time. She tried to convince me to stay for another half hour, but I wanted to see who else had arrived.

I went back downstairs for some recovery time. There were a lot more girls in the club, probably 30-40. One by one they came by and asked if I wanted a dance. I politely turned them down, explaining that I had just returned from upstairs and needed a few minutes. A tall blond came up and after hearing my excuse said, "you obviously picked the wrong girl because if you went with me, you would have already left with a big smile." She convinced me to do just one dance in the lap dance area to see what I was missing. She took me to the last booth in the back and in a few seconds I knew I was hooked. We went to the Champagne room (which is a stupid name since there is no alcohol served in this club). I am typically not a fan of fake breasts, but the surgeon that did these should get a medal. They looked and felt great. She was much more liberal with the hand play and proceeded to give me one of the best club experiences that I have had in 20 years of clubbing. 2001 is now back on my favorite club list.