So this is a difficult place...

So this is a difficult place for me to review, and I can guarantee that my review will be different from most peoples'. I'm writing this from the perspective of someone who has a self-diagnosed social anxiety disorder. I am not one for big crowds, party atmospheres, rowdiness, etc. I am also quite shy when it comes to women, especially beautiful, naked ones. If anybody has similar personality traits (probably not many on this site), this review is going to be most helpful to them.

At the beginning of the evening, I was trying to choose between this place and Scarlett's. I had been to Mons about 13 years ago with my at-the-time girlfriend and remember it being a nice place. Having been to Scarlett's more recently, I decided to hit there first (review posted). After the visit to Scarlett's, I made a hasty decision to check out Mons.

I arrived at Mons around 10:45pm. From the parking lot, I was worried it was going to be crowded....and it was. There was no where to sit! The seats around the stage were taken, and the only other places to sit are in the LD areas, which obviously are for LDs. So everybody was just standing in free space around the small room. After about 10 minutes, I was lucky enough to snag a spot near the stage. Watched the show for about 60 seconds, and then for the next 10 minutes about 5 or 6 girls came up to me and propositioned dances. They all had the same approach: "Let's go" or "Let's go have fun" or "Come on" No "Hello", no "what's your name", nothing. I tried to politely decline by saying "no thank you" and one girl literally was gone in between the "no" and "thank." I'm used to girls running away from me but damn, that might have been the fastest I've seen a girl move!