If there was a category of...

If there was a category of strip club called 'dive', then Derriere's would be my favorite dive strip club.

Still BYOB, still expensive to get in, still cheap to stay. Big center stage with 2-4 girls dancing on it at a time. Show a dollar or two and you'll get a good view at everything. Really if you're a stage hawk, you can't really beat it, but only if you don't mind average girls. There was an occasional beauty on stage the night I visited (last Friday) for sure, but you can go to clubs in Myrtle Beach that have nothing BUT beauties. So if you're looking for a room full of porn stars and professional nude models this probably isn't the place for you. Still, there were plenty of strippers to choose from of all kinds of ethnicities. My favorite girl on stage was this lovely black woman who had all manners of piercings down below. Also curious was that there were a few lovely olive-skinned Hungarian girls there. Don't think I've ever come across a contingent of Hungarians in my club travels before. Anyway all pleasant and no one was pushy.

The place was also a little dead for a Friday night I thought. I was in town during a sweet spot between a bike week and when the golfers come in droves so maybe it was just a timing thing, but it never felt crowded at all. I also didn't stay for the amateur hour. I have to try that out one day.