I stopped into the Kingdom on...

I stopped into the Kingdom on May 8th 2013. I believe that this will make my fifth visit, I may be wrong though. I sat down at the bar and bought a beer. The bartender was a very nice woman with whom I had a very interesting conversation. So, fast forward a bit to a few minutes later. A brunette dancer that I had seen in the club a couple of visits previous came up to the bar. We engaged in a pleasant conversation and then I inquired about seeing her dance on stage. Before she could reply, she introduced me to her blonde coworker. She was new to the Kingdom, but she was super pleasant and riddiculously pretty. She was very shy because she told me that it was her first night at work in the club. The blonde was very nice, but her coworker pissed me off alot. We all sat down(I'm not sure why because I only addressed the blonde) at a table and began another pleasant conversation. The brunette creeped me out. She kept inserting herself into my conversation with the blonde and the obvious way she faked interest about what I was saying annoyed me to no end. So, after a bit more conversation, I asked if the blonde would dance on stage for me. Immediately after I asked, the creepy brunette (Bella I think) interrupted and informed me rather rudely that the new girl would not be dancing without her clothing that night. She further stated that I'd be welcome to receive lap dances from the blonde ONLY if she kept her clothes on. Rather than be rude and tell her to buzz off, I simply stated to the brunette that I'd just go if the blonde wouldn't be dancing. The brunette again responded rudely "Well, I'll dance for you!" Before I could say anything, she ran up on stage and informed the blonde that THIS was how it was done. She danced a bit, I gave her a couple of bucks, but I was SUPER ANNOYED at that point. So, after the annoying woman left the satge, I politely asked the blonde if she'd like to give that a try as well. Reluctantly, she agreed and went up on stage. Before I describe the next series of events, I have to say that she was well worth my persistence. She was VERY attractive, but you could tell that she was still very shy and understandably so. So, I thought I'd go up to the seats around the stage and give her some money. I had my stack of money laid out on the counter area, but just as I sat down, the damn creepy brunette sat down next to me and began shouting obnoxious things to the blonde that I won't repeat here. Well, you could tell that the brunettes' "strategy" was failing miserably because the blondes' face was getting red and she kind of froze during the song. I was really hoping that another customer would come in and the brunette would "smell blood in the water" and flock to him. It was just my luck that I happened to be the only patron at that time. So, I moved to another seat and continued to watch the show. To provide some additional encourragement, I leaned in closer and heled out a few bucks for the blonde. Before I knew it, the damn brunette was sitting next to me TAKING some of MY MONEY and throwing it to the blonde!! That did it. I was polite and said nothing to either of them. However, after the blonde had performed FLAWLESSLY and EXQUISITELY, I excused myself from the table and went to the bar. I expressed my displeasure with the brunette to the bartender and she was stunned that anyone would take a customers' money like that. I also made a point of expressing how VERY PLEASED I was with the blonde(I wish I could recall her name). I then got a lap dance from the blonde. I will state this as plainly as I can: THAT LAP DANCE WAS BY FAR THE BEST LAP DANCE I HAVE EVER RECEIVED AT THE KINGDOM. In fact, SHE'S the reason I rated dancer quality a 10. In short, the new blonde was SPECTACULAR and the brunette, who's name I think was Bella, was a RECALCITRANT BITCH. She acted more like the blondes' obnoxious, overweight, lesbian pimp rather than like another dancer. To all who are thinking of visiting the Kingdom, ask the bartender if the new blonde is working the night of your visit. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. However, BEWARE OF THE SLEAZY, OVERWEIGHT BRUNETTE BY THE NAME OF BELLA. SHE WILL ROB YOU BLIND, lITERALLY, IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL.