So I've been going to the...

So I've been going to the Playhouse for a long time now, and I thought I'd bestow a little bit of my knowledge upon you. Yes, it's true, not all of these girls are winners. A few of the younger Brazilian ones are high up there (Ruby, Leah, Erica, Juliana) but a majority are in the "between the below average to average" category. What really makes this place is the mileage. For a mere $30, these lovely ladies will provide you with some of the best hands in the world. For the most part they don't try and work you for more than one dance. One of my favorites is the hefty Georgia. Georgia stays above the nylon in the club but the results are the same relief as anyone else. My other two favorite are Ruby and Leah, both of them being very "handy" at curing what ails you.

The place isn't great or horrible from the outside, but really, who's there for the paint job? The inside is on the smaller side, but the stools are comfortable. The bartenders are always friendly and attentive. The one con to most people (although I actually like it) is the tip parade. Yes, the ALL come around looking for a couple of dollars, but, you get a nice little grind and most of them will grab your goods while they're there. For two dollars, I'm in. I like to pretend to go to the bathroom or have a smoke outside when the uglier girls come around. Hey, ugly girls need love too.... just not from me. Great place to check out, even in the middle of the day.