I've heard about this joint for...

I've heard about this joint for years. Finally gave it a spin. Visited on a Saturday night. Got in at 8 p.m., just ahead of about a dozen drunken Packers fans on a bachelor party.

It's a juice bar. No booze. They say there is no cover, but you have to pre-pay for two non-alcoholic drinks. Hot blonde bartender gave me a Diet Coke and a ticket for another drink. DJ gave me change -- in singles.

Walked in to see a girl onstage, two pervs at the rail -- one sitting with a dancer -- and that was about it. Then the meatheads got there and things livened up a bit.