Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd Inkster, MI 48141

I went to Bogart's the other...

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SamPerkins_420
Apr 29, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I went to Bogart's the other night but it was almost all fat black women, so after one beer went around the corner to H8N (Henry VII North, there is also one in Southgate). It's owned by the same people so same type of club.

There's plentiful parking, all free, in their lot, $5 cover, one drink minimum at $6.75 for a bottled domestic beer. Like Bogart's, a $10 fee for VIP if you want to take one of their hoes back there. One annoying thing is they openly allow smoking there, and seemingly EVERY employee, dancer & patron chain smokes, so for a non-smoker like me it's pretty gross. But it's just a whorehouse anyway, so I guess I have to deal with it.

The selection of women was pretty poor, a few fat black women, a few fat white women, a couple of skinny but really strung out looking white girls. All I wanted was some girl to get me off, but the first few that came to chat with me were so gross I turned them all away. One decent bodied white girl had teeth straight out of a meth head photo lineup, they were all yellowed nubs, I could smell her rancid breath from 5 feet away. I always do the standard line of "I just got here & am waiting on friends, you can come talk to me later if you want" when I want to send a girl away, they are pretty good about getting the hint here.

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