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12147 Victory Blvd North Hollywood, CA 91606

I visited this club during the...

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DeusAlea
Apr 28, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Not Provided Afternoon

I visited this club during the day, just to check out the dayshift. I'd never been to a stripclub at daylight hours, so I was looking forward to the experience. Suffice to say, it was a big mistake! When I walked into the club, it took a while for my eyesight to adjust to the darkness, as always. But it did take longer, since I came from daylight. I was stumbling around when I realized that I was completely alone in this huge club. Music was playing of course, but nobody was around...I almost stepped out again when somebody hollered at me from behind the bar, which was quite a bit in. I walked over and asked if there were any girls there considering how quiet it was. The bartender said that two were working, and that I could take a seat and then one of them would come out. I didn't have to wait long until an attractive young blonde came out.

She was nice, but kept referring to the fact that nobody was around and that the club gets kind of dead during the day. I could tell. She was attractive, but still not what I'm looking for, since I've got an obession for big breasts. Still, I didn't want to waste her time, and most of all, didn't want to have gone in for nothing. So when she offered a dance, I accepted. We went to a booth, and all of a sudden, I saw the other girl that was working at the time, and she was indeed working away, giving some dude a lapdance. My blonde young dancer and I settled into a booth and as soon as the song switched, she went for it.

But wow was I disappointed. Talk about an airdance! She wouldn't even sit in my lap for quite a while. Now, just to clarify, I'm at least moderately attractive, I dress properly and always make sure I'm clean before I head out, since you don't want to be smelling sweaty or anything like that. But this girl just didn't seem to be into it. Either that, or she figured she'd do some stagework in front of me since I didn't get to experience that walking into the club. Eventually she had taken her clothes off, and jumped up on my lap and kept bouncing up and down. It would've been nice if she was stacked, but sadly she wasn't, so it was just annoying. I kind of had to ask her to slow down, but she thought I said that for a different reason, because she just said "oh, already" and then sort of slid further down my lap, away from my crotch, which was obviously still sporting a boner.

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