The last time I was in...

The last time I was in this club was roughly a year ago and not much has changed. Physically the club is kinda run down. The stage is shoddily put together and the chairs suck. They had several problems with the sound system, either keying up music or cutting out in the middle of a song. They also have a two-drink minimum which isn't that big a deal but they also have a rule that you always have to have a drink in front of you, though it wasn't enforced as I didn't have one for most of the time I was there and no one said anything. Finally the dancers. For the most part the girls aren't unattractive, unless you're picky, but they're not hot like you expect when you to a strip club to pay to see naked women. They were probably 5's and 6's. One girl would have been an 8 except for she had deflated breasts, most likely from having a kid. Another girl would have been attractive about 10 years ago when she was in her 20's. When they're dancing they won't take their tops off unless they get tipped but they arbitrarily and randomly decide how much money they need to do that. Most usually do but the hottest gal in the place probably had at least $10 and still didn't remove her top during her set. Finally the lap dances. They have a circular seating area with a bench around the outside facing toward the middle and some kind or round bar. It's cramped with very little legroom and you can't lean back very much. Supposedly there is a rule about maintaining a 12" distance when doing lapdances but the dancers don't follow it. Despite this the lapdances suck. $25 for a one song and there's a good amount of body contact but not much grinding. They are topless but they have a strict no touching rule and once the tops come off there isn't much motorboating or face contact and when there is they are careful to keep their nipples off your face. I'd rather go to a club that was bikini dances only but where they had good grinding and put their boobs in your face. Just spend the extra money in gas and go up to the Springs to a club there. This place is awful and a waste of money.