Arrived about 9pm on Monday night....

Arrived about 9pm on Monday night. About 30 or 40 patrons, 30 girls working, with a variety for every taste, but definitely scarce on Asian and Blonde dancers. A few Portuguese phrases goe a long way to make a new friend. I ended up sitting just about in front of the ladies restroom, to the left of the entrance / exit the dancers use to get on stage. For those of you who complain about the $2 / $3 tips... this was a very reasonable spot, as the dancers circulate around the other direction, and very few make it all the way around without finding a taker for a dance. A few others just go into the dressing room when they get 3/4 of the way around, so there's not many who get by that little stretch. A few come right out of the dressing room to there, however, and the hard sell tactics begin right away, with the PH handshake and the 15 second grind being the starting bid for the $2 and the sales pitch for more in the back.

I was holding out well until Lisa. A "Bom Dia", and she smiled... a 60 second conversation in Portuguese and she was in my lap and practically ripping my clothes off at the bar. I gave in, and went back with her. I did not even get to sit down before this little thing pushed me against the wall, hands down my pants and stroking. She was a little overenthusiastic, but she had no boundaries I found... if I loosely translate, her comment ran to "I like the way you grab my ass". If her great D cups aren't natural, they're the best artificial ones I've ever felt, I couldn't detect any bag or edges or anything in there that felt artifiicialy firm. We went two dances, had a lot of fun, and I over all managed to maintain my "composure", though I did have to re-arrange and practially re-dress before leaving the booth. I gave her $40, she paid $20 to the booth and gave me $10 change. I don't know if she was confused, or just gave me a discount because she didn't succeed in her mission.