Cabaret NOLA
3229 Lisa Dr Metairie, LA 70003

Stopped by kind of late on...

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Mike_the_traveler
Apr 26, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Stopped by kind of late on a weeknight, and struck by how few cars were outside when I pulled up. Inside the reason was obvious, the club was SLOW, SLOW, SLOW. What was odd was that they had more than the normal number of dancers, probably at least 12 to 15 dancers were there. And while there were a few dancers who should look for another profession (one in particular who looked about 5 months pregnanat and not at all in a good way), there were quite a few very hot women included. There were several really hot girls in from Florida working that night.

However, with only about 5 customers present, the club had decided I guess that there was no reason to open the stage. I was there for 2 beers waiting for someone to get up and dance, and no dancer ever hit the main stage. A couple of girls did get up on the two auxiliary stages in the back by the bar and dance for a song or two, but neither removed even a single piece of clothing. They did receive quite a few tips from the guests sitting nearby -- but apparently not enough to interest anyone to get on main stage or actually "strip" at a "strip club".

I did hang out for about an hour and 2 beers, only because the girl I was sitting with from Florida was so nice to talk to. I did buy her a drink but was never offered any VIP dance by either her or another dancer. I'm not much into being hassled at clubs, but here it actually seemed everyone had decided they were just bored and wouldn't make any money so just hanging out. No club atmosphere at all. While sometimes as a suburban club the crowd is hit or miss here, I have NEVER seen it dead like this. And yet there was probably more TALENT present than on most visits (with a few exceptions). What a waste...

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