If you want the most talentless...

If you want the most talentless dancer ask for Lexi - a blonde haired, mid-20s, rip off con artist. Most dancers charge $20 for a dance but on a slow afternoon they charge about 2 for $20, Lexi the bitch charged me $45 for two dances -cause she says she's worth it - don't believe her. She even fell on her head when she was dancing cause she couldn't keep her fat ass balanced, plus she was mostly air dancing with almost no contact - she thinks she's some kind of platinum star. Ok so maybe she was on drugs or maybe she's just a piss poor dancer? Even during her lap dance she kept coughing and the body odor was well just like a grandma's vag- wow what a stench. Plus during the dance instead of whispering sweet nothings she's talking about what a piece of shit car she drives, how she has to drive from Cinci, how she has to make money this evening, how the other dancers were just worthless sluts, just plain stripper shit talk. So all she did was bad mouth everyone and everything. I don't want to hear that shit when I'm paying her to grind on me. Stay the fuck away from her. I keep trying to give this club a chance. I keep pitching but they keep striking out. This time I visited on a Monday late afternoon. You might think this would be the optimum time. Wrong again. I was there just after five o'clock, and there were about a dozen girls working, and maybe about five or six PL's in the club. They do come up to you and push for dances. However, I had my eye on one little spinner gal that seemed to be doing well with the rest of the clientele. She was not exactly my idea of a great or even not-so-great beauty, but compared to the others she was a jewel. She finally made her way to my seat, and I found out that she was a newbie, having worked just a few weeks, at least that's what she said. In the two songs I talked with her she made me feel better than Lexi had with her top off. I refused the waitress's request to "buy the lady a drink" as I always do. I was barely getting to know this chick when the waitress came back up to the table and said something to the girl, something to the effect of, "Has he asked you to dance yet?" Whereupon the girl promptly got up and walked elsewhere. I think I've been sabotaged. After that, I just left. What a waste!