California Girls Santa Ana
1109 N Harbor Blvd Santa Ana, CA 92703

Ok I have to admit, I...

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Munkey
Apr 24, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Ok I have to admit, I came here because its across the street from the coffee shops and I was hoping the girls would be just as hot here... my mistake. So for any of you wondering and tempted to go in to see the same girls that you see at the coffee shops save your money and go elsewhere. I stopped by here after the coffee shop, while waiting for traffic to ease up on the interstate at about 6pm. There was free admission with a $6 drink (non-alcoholic) before 6:30. I go inside and it is a little small. The "bartender" was pretty ugly which is never a good sign. Semicircular stage dimly lit without any action going on. I was really just in the mood to watch some nudity on stage but I was to be disappointed, one of the girls was cleaning the pole but that was it. So there were about 8 girls there and apparantly it was close to shift change. One girl told me they were all just tired and waiting for the night shift, not exactly a good hustle. Not gonna lie the girls were all pretty ugly, I almost walked out, but I said hey maybe a good one will show up but that was not to be either. Finally a semi decent looking girl struck up a conversation, best looking girl there but it wasn't saying much. While we were talking some of the overweight girls made it on stage, a pillar was blocking my view from the bar but in this case that was a good thing, didn't want to see that girl naked. After much persuading I decided what the hell let me get a lap dance since I'm just killing time, maybe if I close my eyes real tight I can imagine she is a coffee shop girl. Beyond that this girl also was pretty confident in her abilities and I assume she owns a mirror so I was hoping she would make up for her lack of looks with some "talent". Prices were pretty good Bikini $10, Topless $20. I went for bikini, she had tiny tits that I wasn't interested in seeing. She took me to the back for the lapdance where they have semi private booths, which was nice because it wasn't on the main floor for the basic like some places. Have to give her credit she did make up for her lack of looks. She did a good job enough to keep me going for 4 songs. She let my hands roam free, even let me pull aside her thong so I could see her pussy while I played with it. She played with my dick with her mouth through my pants probably would have done more for the right price but I wasn't really wanting to go that far. And then after we were done and I payed her, the fing DJ announces 2 for 1 topless dance, which I might have gone for but I had spent as much money as I wanted so I just left. Maybe the night shift is better but if you want nice girls to look at go to the coffee shop across the street. No matter the mileage I wouldn't go back.

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