Mac's Two Lounge
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176 Boston Rd North Billerica, MA 01862

I stopped in with a friend...

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spam1845
Apr 23, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I stopped in with a friend on a monday afternoon. After paying $5 each to get in (rip off) and buying a red bull and a root beer (no real beer here!) i was already out over $20. Four dancers were here today but only three dancing. First up was a slightly thick in the middle brunette. Not too bad to look at until you sit at the stage....smells like the first time you open you tackle box in the spring after being sealed since last fall. Pussy shouldn't stink, especially not from four feet away. Next up was a even thicker chick that had just left the bar after devouring half a whopper. I didn't even get close to the stage, just no reason to get that close. Third up was an older thin blonde that I had seen once before. My friend went to the stage and commented that she had a large clit. Her deflated tits were enough for me to just remain in my seat and save my ones. The forth dancer was the only one that I actually wanted to see naked. Unfortunately she wasnt feel that well and would not be on the stage at all.

Contemplated asking for my door money back but figured i'd just cut my losses and head home. this is by far the worst club i have ever been to.

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I stopped in with a friend...