Pretty decent completely nude club. I...

Pretty decent completely nude club. I was in Binghamton visiting some friends and we decided to go out Friday night since a couple of them had never been to a club before. There aren't a huge number of choices in Bing (far as I'm aware) so we decided to go to Tzer's instead of Madame Oar's (It's sister club just a few doors down) because not everyone was 21. Now, on Friday it was completely dead. From maybe 9-11 the 5 of us were the only people there. (Oar's looked busier) I can't complain about that, There's only one stage, and no dancers working the floor, so we all really got as much attention as we wanted. The club is very touch-friendly. Every dancer I saw would grab dollars from your lap or collar with their mouth (along with a little rubbing) wrap their legs around your shoulders, put their tits in your face, etc. all from the stage for just a buck or two. The cover is only $5 and girls are free. There's a one drink minimum (most are $5) so overall you get pretty darn good bang for your buck. Tzer's is very couple friendly. I usually go with my girlfriend (I'm pretty sure she digs it more than I do sometimes) but the dancers were super friendly with us, some introduced themselves to my girl, and every one of them checked that it was okay before they got up close and friendly- which wasn't necessary- but I do appreciate it, and I'm sure others would too. Some girls even took care of us at the same time. Now, none of the girls are knock outs. Usually 3-6s, but I did see a pretty fair 7-8. Decor is crap, but it's dark and no one cares. No waitresses, just one bar girl who's super friendly too. Now, my girlfriend and I returned Saturday night, at maybe 1:30 because we didn't have enough time Friday (everyone else ran out of cash too early). Girls were definitely better, but there were also a lot more customers (10-15) But even when every seat was filled around the stage, the girls made sure every customers got at least minute or two of their time. There were a couple bouncers in and out (I figure they also work Oar's) but they were also really friendly and I ended up chatting with them a while. There's a VIP lounge too - not sure if it's private rooms or just a different section - for $20/song. Overall the place is kind of run down and the girls aren't the best, but unfortunately that's just sort of goes back to the area it's in. I love Binghamton, but it's not the place it used to be. That aside though, I'm definitely going to keep coming back - it's cheap, all the staff are friendly, the girls have some good personality and aren't afraid to get nice and close, and it's just an overall laid back atmosphere. Next time I'll go VIP and let everyone know how that works out.