Just a cautionary tale here. Try...

Just a cautionary tale here. Try to asses their hygiene before you buy a dance. I've had some great times at the Clubhouse before, but things went bad this last time I went. This girl hustled me hard to take her to VIP (I should have known better), and she gave me some really lame lap dances that I could have gotten on the main floor; this girl reeked to weed like she scrubbed herself with a marijuana plant. This other fugly stripper approached us, and since she was lactating, she thought it'd be hilarious to squirt us with her breast milk. She sat next to us and her tobacco breath was nauseating. I then saw this other Hispanic chick that was cute and sweet, I bought a dance from her hoping to save my night, but when she gave me the lap dance, it smelled like she didn't wipe her butt that good. This whole experience was just nasty and not in a good way. Shouldn't the house mom be checking their hygiene or someone else? I am not given them the lowest rating possible only because I've been there before, and I had some great times with some fine 10s.