Woke up hungover, so I called...

Woke up hungover, so I called in sick, slept a couple more hours, and then went to the strip club. That's the kind of classy guy I am. There were about 6 girls working and 2 stages open. Not a lot of customers as it was about 1pm on a Friday. I had my eye out for Jersey who I had seen last time - a thin brunette with a couple dog paw tattoos on her upper chest - she gives a great private dance. No extras ever been offered, from her or anyone else, but she does the best possible otherwise and only $25 full nude. But I digress...

On this visit I was at the round couch when a tall latina with bad bolt ons comes out. Not my type but she was down to get freaky. Right away, out in the open, grabs my junk, just for a second. She's doing a lot of ear and neck action too. She asks if I want a private dance. I say "thinking about it" and she says she only has 2 rules: I have to massage her tits and spank her ass. Sold! Unfortunately she wants $35 per but I still go for it. Right away she unbuttoned my shirt and pulled up my t-shirt and started rubbing those fake cans on my belly. No one ever does that... I'm pretty fat and gross. Everything else was fair game. She even took advantage of my shorts & commando option, but only just... nothing too crazy. I stopped at 2 because they were expensive and I was saving for Jersey, who never showed. Spent the rest of my cash on tips, always a decent deal at this place with the mini lap dances for $2.