Overall a pretty lousy experience of...

Overall a pretty lousy experience of upsell, upsell, upsell. I just wanted to watch Stacy and take advantage of the "encouraged" use of lotion and tissue, but every minute or two she would proclaim that she couldn't continue if tipping didn't also continue, and that this was the "last song."

In the end, I didn't get the 20 minutes I had paid (double, to even get started) for as apparently she wasn't going to go that long without seeing more cash than I had on me. The pros: one-on-one with a sexy (though somewhat worn out) dancer giving up-close views of any and everything while you can be...comfortable. The cons: there isn't even the illusion that you're anything but an ATM machine - and if you don't keep dispensing serious cash you're going to be out the door.