The secret of the secret east...

The secret of the secret east is its location next to the towns biggest bingo parlor and the Don bear hockey arena. It's as exotic as you can get. Once inside, your transported to a Vegas like club. You feel the energy from the pounding sounds of house producer DJBUBA. The champagne babes are hot hot hot, for a few shekels private dances can be accommodated. The champagne lounge is well stocked with fine champagnes and bottle service.

Overall nice babes, great service with a smile from pretty waitresses, cold beer with fair prices.. If sleazy is what you're looking for, this is not the place. It truly is a gentlemen club, old style. Truth be told, I drop off the wife at the bingo up the street and give myself some personal time at the secret. Wednesday is double play bingo.

I'll tell you this, the misses she gets lucky on Wednesday nites..;)